Now I feel kinda bad for shooting you on your last day and all... But I had to do it! No, seriously, the murderous scum and riffraff of Malton are about do embark on their own blood-soaked version of the Olympic games, and what better way to do so than with the blood of a celebrity? Consider it a recognition of your endeavors in Malton, or maybe a retirement present? Either way, you'll be immortalized as the first survivor to be touched by the Torch of the PK Olympics! Yey you!
A sad day in malton for all survivors well so long fella good luck on the road and respect from 21 charlie and norfolk n good,and a whole lot of your fans in the DEM
A sad day in malton for all survivors well so long fella good luck on the road and respect from 21 charlie and smokey one,and a whole lot of your fans in the DEM
Zeddie I've been watching you for a while now and it's really sad to see you go. Hopefully you'll come to your senses and come back some day, but until then we'll be waiting for the one person all survivors follow to come back.
I would like to say that getting drunk and/or Nom'd with you in Barahville was a highlight of my career. Wherever your travels may take you, remember that you're always welcome with Axes High.
We'll miss you, Uncle Z. *pours a little of his beer on the ground*
Speaking of missing things, I'm fairly sure that one scene in your montage is one I've never seen... *rewinds to go look at it again in puzzlement* Did I miss an episode?
You were the worthiest of quarries, Mr Corsair. Truly, Malton will not be the same without you.
'Tis a shame we were never able to have that bout. My trusty Carmina is always at my side – perhaps if I were to buy you a drink or five, you might find the time?
Anyway, thanks for all these months of entertainment... the new episode on Monday has been something to look forward to. I hope I'll bump into you from time to time, though.
Farewell Uncle Zeddie, and thanks you for your entertainment! Cheers,
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Farewell Uncle Zeddie, and thanks!!! Now bring on the Pitch of the Week. ;)
-Joe Fabulous
Now is the time of WPKU
Now I feel kinda bad for shooting you on your last day and all... But I had to do it!
No, seriously, the murderous scum and riffraff of Malton are about do embark on their own blood-soaked version of the Olympic games, and what better way to do so than with the blood of a celebrity?
Consider it a recognition of your endeavors in Malton, or maybe a retirement present? Either way, you'll be immortalized as the first survivor to be touched by the Torch of the PK Olympics! Yey you!
You've got to be fucking kidding me! You can't be done!
SAY IT AIN'T SO!! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
This was the only thing that made mondays worth waiting for... now I'll completely dread them again.
Again: there's still WPKU.
A sad day in malton for all survivors well so long fella good luck on the road and respect from 21 charlie and norfolk n good,and a whole lot of your fans in the DEM
A sad day in malton for all survivors well so long fella good luck on the road and respect from 21 charlie and smokey one,and a whole lot of your fans in the DEM
Zeddie I've been watching you for a while now and it's really sad to see you go. Hopefully you'll come to your senses and come back some day, but until then we'll be waiting for the one person all survivors follow to come back.
Good luck man : D
I would like to say that getting drunk and/or Nom'd with you in Barahville was a highlight of my career. Wherever your travels may take you, remember that you're always welcome with Axes High.
Keep em swingin', zeddie... and as always..
FOR LARRY!
We'll miss you, Uncle Z. *pours a little of his beer on the ground*
Speaking of missing things, I'm fairly sure that one scene in your montage is one I've never seen... *rewinds to go look at it again in puzzlement* Did I miss an episode?
*bows extravagantly and salutes with foil*
You were the worthiest of quarries, Mr Corsair. Truly, Malton will not be the same without you.
'Tis a shame we were never able to have that bout. My trusty Carmina is always at my side – perhaps if I were to buy you a drink or five, you might find the time?
—His Grace, Duke D'oeuvre
Crap, you're leaving us? That's kinda depressing.
Anyway, thanks for all these months of entertainment... the new episode on Monday has been something to look forward to. I hope I'll bump into you from time to time, though.
Farewell Uncle Zeddie, and thanks you for your entertainment! Cheers,
John Cannonfodder.
Even a degenerate like me knows this town has just gotten a little bit dimmer...
A salute to you for all the good you've done for the side of good in Malton. Well done, Mr Corsair, well done.
... say it ain't so.
Wow, and I just now learned of you.
Sorry to see you go.
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