Excellent as always. And a tip-of-the-cap to Junior -- yelling at people for shooting zombies on the street instead of pumping up the barricades will never be the same.
(P.S. Thanks for last week's shout-out to M.E.R.C.Y., Zeddie. While we're a more diverse group these days, getting the unwilling undead back on their feet will always be the core of what we do.)
One of you breathers stuck me today. God, my mouth tastes like I gargled fish sweat or something. I only hope that rhythmic thumping from my chest gets better soon.
While I have a functioning tongue, I'd like to suggest any third coming of Big Bash be named Big Bash, Esquire. We among the Dead appreciate the passing attention we've earned, and apologize for the offhand mauling. We prefer quick kills and will try not to be so sloppy in the future. Ask for a satisfaction survey card next time you're surrounded by a mob of flesh-hungry monstrosities.
Oh, right - death to humanity, paradiso ex inferno, blah blah blah. Just huddle together for warmth and we'll drop by to fix things shortly.
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Awesome.
Oh, sorry Zeddie, you want your arm back? I've been using it to beat trenchcoaters over the head.
Excellent as always. And a tip-of-the-cap to Junior -- yelling at people for shooting zombies on the street instead of pumping up the barricades will never be the same.
(P.S. Thanks for last week's shout-out to M.E.R.C.Y., Zeddie. While we're a more diverse group these days, getting the unwilling undead back on their feet will always be the core of what we do.)
Ray,
That's okay - so long as you keep putting it to good use you can keep it.
One of you breathers stuck me today. God, my mouth tastes like I gargled fish sweat or something. I only hope that rhythmic thumping from my chest gets better soon.
While I have a functioning tongue, I'd like to suggest any third coming of Big Bash be named Big Bash, Esquire. We among the Dead appreciate the passing attention we've earned, and apologize for the offhand mauling. We prefer quick kills and will try not to be so sloppy in the future. Ask for a satisfaction survey card next time you're surrounded by a mob of flesh-hungry monstrosities.
Oh, right - death to humanity, paradiso ex inferno, blah blah blah. Just huddle together for warmth and we'll drop by to fix things shortly.
I'll miss the Bash. It changed my entire outlook on life in Malton.
BARHAH! B!G BAZH!
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